Premier League

Man, I swear trying to figure out the real cost of getting into Chelsea hospitality felt like a proper covert mission. Last year, around the back end of 2023, I promised my mate, Gary, we’d finally go big for his...

My old mate, Barry, up in Newcastle rang me out of the blue last week. Said he finally tracked down that stupidly rare, early 90s vinyl I’d been hunting for years. The catch? I had to go pick it up...

The Day the Paywalls Won (Until I Fought Back) You know how it is. It was the big one. Pompey versus the Saints. A derby. I hadn’t seen a proper grudge match like this live in years, and I was...

The Panic Setting In Man, let me tell you, trying to nail down these confirmed XIs right before the whistle blows? It’s a proper headache. Today, with Hull and Sunderland, it felt like the entire world was trying to put...

Man, I never thought I’d spend a whole weekend digging through ancient football scores just to settle a stupid argument. But here we are. This whole mess started last Tuesday. I was down at The Dog & Duck, having a...

The Weekend Mission: Snagging Chorley FC Tickets I was absolutely bored stiff last Saturday, staring at the ceiling and listening to the rain hit the window. My mate, Steve, he’s been banging on for months about how “proper” non-league football...

The Absolute Nightmare of Finding Simple Information I swear, trying to find basic information about local places is sometimes harder than solving cold fusion. You’d think in this digital age, if a venue is big enough to host local celebrity...

Look, I ain’t usually the sports guy. My life is usually wrapped up in building things, fixing up the garage, maybe wrestling with some stupid piece of code that refuses to compile. But last Friday, my mate Pete drags me...

Man, sometimes you just need to know the damn thing immediately, right? Forget waiting for Sky Sports or some random dude on Reddit to post it. I was gearing up for the Portsmouth F.C. vs. Blackburn Rovers match, and frankly,...

Why Did I Bother Building This Match Timeline? I sat down to nail down every single messy detail of that Southampton vs Ipswich match because honestly, the highlights reels they put out are a joke. They showed the goals, yeah,...