Premier League

Man, let me tell you. I got burned hard back in ’22. I threw a decent chunk of change into some “safe” tech stocks everyone was yelling about on those finance subreddits. Watched it all tank. Just vanished. I was...

The Day Dave Mocked Forest’s History and I Got Pissed You know how these projects start, right? They never begin with a spreadsheet or a business plan. They start with an argument, usually fueled by cheap lager and misplaced loyalty....

The Day I Decided to Prove My Mate Steve Wrong About the Championship Table You know how it is. You’ve got that one friend, right? The one who claims he knows everything about football, especially the Championship. Mine is called...

I swear, just last week I was wrestling with a leaky faucet in the kitchen. It was one of those weekends where everything just seemed determined to fight me. I finally got the wrench put away, sat down with a...

The Weekend Challenge: Shutting Dave Up You know how it goes. Saturday rolls around, the games are on, and you’re trying to just enjoy the afternoon, but then someone—usually my mate, Dave—starts running his mouth about how useless stats are....

Man, what a game last night. If you watched it, you know we scraped by, but the performance was all over the place. For me, these post-match player ratings are key, not just for bragging rights, but because I run...

Man, the 19 times table. It’s the absolute worst. Every multiplication table up to 12 is fine. Maybe 13 and 17 get a little messy. But 19? That sucker is designed to make you feel stupid. For years, I just...

The Weekend Grind: Why Wycombe vs Shrewsbury Got My Attention You know how it is. Saturday morning, chores are mostly done, the wife is out running errands, and I’m sat here thinking, what the hell am I going to do...

Diving Headfirst into the Lineups: The Process You know, most folks just wait for the score to pop up on their phones. But I can’t do that. When I see a fixture like QPR versus Sheffield Wednesday—two teams fighting for...

Man, I never thought I’d be sitting here explaining why prayer times in Newcastle swing around like crazy. I mean, I’m an engineer by trade. I deal with concrete numbers. Sun angles and astronomical twilight? That was never on my...