Premier League

Look, I spent years thinking the top FPL managers were just suckers, right? They’d always load up on the most expensive guys, the ones everyone else had. I figured that was just safe, boring play. I was going to be...

Man, finding this stuff feels like a full-time job sometimes. The official Premier League fixture release for the 2024/25 season dropped a few weeks back, and immediately, every FPL manager worth his salt lost his mind trying to map out...

Man, sometimes the best wins come from the absolute boredom of waiting for life to happen. I got sucked into this whole stats thing not because I loved betting, but because my wife insisted I wait in the car while...

Look, if you follow my posts, you know I usually track the big leagues, the Prem, La Liga, maybe some Champions League action. But this weekend, I dove deep into the Championship/FA Cup stuff—specifically, Ipswich Town hosting Brighton. Why? Because...

Man, let me tell you, digging up the entire head-to-head history for MUFC versus BFC was a bigger pain in the neck than I thought it would be. Everyone talks about the big games, the easy wins, but nobody ever...

The Argument That Started It All Man, I never thought I’d be spending a Friday night digging through football archives from nearly twenty years ago. But that’s how life goes when you run your mouth a little too confidently around...

THE CONFLICT THAT FORCED THE QUICK STANDINGS CHECK You know how it is. Sometimes you don’t look up a piece of information because you’re curious; you look it up because you absolutely have to shut someone up. That was my...

Man, let me tell you why I even bothered diving into this FPL price change mess. It wasn’t about the thrill of predicting goals; it was pure, unadulterated frustration. Last season, Gameweek 15, I was sitting pretty. Had the obvious...

Kicking Off the Fulham vs. West Ham Prediction Journey You know, usually I skip these London derby scraps. Fulham and West Ham—it’s always messy, always tight, and rarely gives you that beautiful, clear data picture you need to feel good...

Man, I swear, every single season starts the same way. You look at the fixture list, you feel all smart, you plan your first five or six weeks, and then boom—January hits, the FA Cup messes everything up, and suddenly...