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I swear, every summer it’s the same crap. They drop the new kit, and suddenly the price tag looks like they’re selling you a share of the club, not just a shirt. I’ve been stung before, paying full retail only...

Man, I swear, sometimes the simplest questions lead you down the wildest rabbit holes. I had this argument the other night with my pal, Mark. We were just kicking back, watching some old Liga highlights, and we started bickering about...

Man, I needed to get this one right. Last match day, I was absolutely destroyed in my fantasy predictor league because I misjudged Simeone’s rotation policy against a bottom-half team. I vowed right then and there I was going to...

Man, comparing Atlético and Betis this season? Honestly, I didn’t plan on diving this deep into La Liga. My life used to be spreadsheets and quarterly reports—the kind of stuff that makes your soul feel like dry toast. I was...

The Absolute Grind: Hunting Down PSG vs. Aston Villa History Man, I swear half my life these days is spent proving some random dude on Twitter or Reddit wrong. You know how it goes. You’re just chilling, watching some throwback...

Man, I was just fed up. Completely sick of seeing the standard 4-4-2 or that boring 4-3-3 everyone trots out on Sunday. It’s effective, sure, but where’s the spice? I was watching some old tape, seeing these super old, aggressive...

Starting the Hunt: Why I’m Wasting My Saturday Morning on Spanish Football You gotta know, I didn’t always care about whether Youssef En-Nesyri was starting for Sevilla against Rayo Vallecano. Honestly, five years ago, I wouldn’t have known those teams...

Man, I never thought I’d be writing a comprehensive guide about buying equipment just for goalies, but here we are. This whole mess started because I got absolutely ripped off last year. And I mean ripped off to the tune...

How I Even Got Into This Data Mess You know, people see these match predictions and think it’s just pulling numbers out of a hat. But for me, it’s a discipline. It all started when I was trying to figure...

Man, I gotta tell you, this whole thing started because of a stupid argument I had like eight years ago. Not just any argument, but the kind of argument that ends with a handshake deal and bragging rights that last...