Premier League

Man, I gotta tell you, finding the actual, honest-to-goodness rating for a referee like Lewis Smith? It’s a total mess. It’s not like they post a Yelp review for these guys after every match. This whole endeavor started because I...

Man, let me tell you something. I never thought I’d be spending a whole week staring at stat sheets, cross-referencing percentile rankings just to settle a beef with my brother-in-law, Jim. But here we are. This whole site investigation, figuring...

How I Built My Own Price Rise Tracker After Getting Completely Burned Look, if you play Fantasy Premier League, you know the deal. Team Value (TV) is everything. You need that extra 0.3 or 0.4 million in the bank by...

The Painful Realization That I Didn’t Know How to Pick a Defender You know how it goes. I was sitting there, seven Gameweeks into the season, watching my rank absolutely plummet. My captain was blanking, and worse, my defenders were...

You know, I didn’t actually set out yesterday morning thinking, “Right, time to dissect the English Football League Championship table.” Nah. This whole thing started because of a ridiculous, decades-old tradition—a very expensive Christmas wager with an old college mate...

The Great Hunt for Official Premier League Cards: My Experience Log You wouldn’t believe the mess I went through trying to track down official Premier League cards. It sounds simple, right? Just type it into the search bar and hit...

The Absolute Headache of Corporate Websites I swear, some of these massive corporations actively try to hide the stuff you actually need, especially when it comes to the administrative side. Finding the main shopping page? Easy. Finding the dedicated portal...

I needed a decent pint and a proper meal near the Emirates stadium, simple as that. London pubs are a minefield, mate. You walk into one, pay fifteen quid for a watery burger, and swear you’ll never go back. But...

Man, let me tell you, analyzing that Chelsea vs. Barrow match was not something I woke up planning to do. I was supposed to be working on some boring spreadsheet crap for a client who kept forgetting what time zone...

The Day Dave Got Me Proper Pissed Off About Historical Football Stats You know how it is. You’re having a beer with your mates, the current season is winding down, and somehow the conversation always drifts back to the “good...