Premier League

You know me, I love my Arsenal gear, but I absolutely refuse to pay the ‘fan tax’ that comes with buying a brand-new, must-have kit the second it drops. When the 23/24 away kit dropped—that stunning, almost neon yellow/green zig-zag...

The Scramble for the Standings: Why I Couldn’t Just Google It You know how it is. You’re sitting around, maybe having a coffee, and suddenly your mate sends a message that just throws your whole afternoon off balance. That was...

I thought I knew football. I really did. I could tell you who won the league five years ago, who was struggling with injury, all the usual stuff you see on the big sports channels. But man, diving into the...

Right, lads, settle down. Every single year, the Sunderland season ticket saga nearly sends me over the edge. You know the drill. You wait for the club announcement, they drop it late, and if you blink, the important seats are...

I was sitting here last week, just messing around with some old data visualization software I hadn’t touched in ages. You know how it is—you get nostalgic about the “good old days” of football. Someone on a forum I frequent...

Man, I gotta tell you, digging into the numbers for Sunderland versus Derby County was way more complicated than I figured it would be. I thought it’d be a quick afternoon job, pull some reports, draw some lines, and boom—I’d...

The Day I Realized I Knew Sweet Nothing About Proper Football History I gotta tell you straight up, this whole project, this deep dive into David Speedie, it wasn’t some calculated move. It started because I felt like a massive...

The Immediate Disaster: Waking Up to Zero Gift and Zero Time Listen up, folks. I gotta be real with you. This past weekend was a total mess, but the recovery operation was something I actually need to document because it...

The Absolute Grind of Fixing the Doncaster Rovers F.C. vs Crystal Palace F.C. Timeline I swear, every time I decide to look into a piece of obscure football history, I end up discovering why nobody else bothers. This whole Doncaster...

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Styling a Man Utd hoodie? It’s a hoodie. You just throw it on. That’s what I thought for years. I had three massive, synthetic red monstrosities—the kind you buy at the stadium when it’s...