Premier League

Honestly, the whole reason I even bothered digging into the Sunderland versus Derby stats was a stupid argument I had last weekend. My neighbor, Gary, is convinced that Sunderland’s defense is overrated, and he kept yapping about how Derby County...

Let me tell you something straight up. If you think applying for a gig at Everton FC is just submitting a fancy CV and hitting send, you’ve got another thing coming. I spent three solid months digging through their hiring...

Man, I used to think I knew how to take care of my stuff. I really did. I bought high-end guns because I figured they hold value. You spend five, six, ten grand on a piece, you expect that money...

Man, I never thought I’d spend nearly 48 hours of my life just watching old grainy football footage, but here we are. This whole thing started a couple of days ago when I was hanging out with a few mates...

The Absolute Grind to Track Down That League Two Standings Mess You wouldn’t believe the level of effort I had to put in just to figure out exactly how Walsall F.C. and Accrington Stanley moved around the League Two table...

You might be wondering why a grown man who should be worried about his mortgage decided to spend a week meticulously dissecting every single controversial call between Stoke City and Cardiff City over the last decade. It sounds like a...

You know, people think finding the kick-off time for a match is dead simple these days. Just type it in and boom, done. But let me tell you, when money or a crucial schedule hinges on that exact second, suddenly...

The Day My Mate Gary Pushed Me Too Far You know how these things start, right? They don’t begin with some grand plan to chart thirty years of football history. They start because you’re having a beer, and someone says...

Man, parking near St James Park is a complete racket. I was there last week for just a few hours—I had a meeting that ran long—and when I pulled out of that underground spot, the machine spat out a bill...

Man, let me tell you about this stove journey. I just finished my big search for the Gillett Cook stove, and I absolutely nailed the best price. Took me a solid three weeks of digging, comparing, and flat-out refusing to...