Premier League

Man, I gotta tell you, digging into social media buzz is always a wild ride. But when I decided to really drill down and see what people were saying about Joe McLoughlin, I knew this wasn’t going to be a...

Man, sometimes you just need a proper distraction. You know how it is. Last week, I was trying to fix this rattling sound coming from my washing machine—a noise that sounded suspiciously like a loose bolt plotting my ruin. After...

The Weekend Argument That Demanded Data Look, I ain’t some stats guru sitting in a fancy office. I’m just a bloke who watches too much football, and honestly, I got absolutely sick of arguing based on hearsay and whatever the...

Man, sometimes you just need to shut someone up, right? This whole thing started last Tuesday night. My buddy Dave was over, and we were arguing about the Championship relegation battle. He was absolutely convinced Derby County was mathematically safe...

My Dive into the ‘Tale of Four Gamers’ PDF: Did It Fix My Screw Up? Man, sometimes you just stumble onto something that looks important, right? This whole ‘Tale of Four Gamers’ PDF started popping up on a few feeds,...

So, you’re asking about Welbeck Avenue in Southampton. Look, I’m not just going to dump some dry facts from a property website here. I went through the whole messy process myself, just a few months back. I had to figure...

The Nightmare of Trying to Look Like Alisson Becker I swear, trying to pick the right size for a Liverpool goalkeeper kit is the biggest gamble you can take in the world of football fashion. Forget Bitcoin, forget meme stocks—ordering...

Man, I was bored stiff last weekend. Absolutely nothing on TV. I was talking trash with my buddy, Pete, about that terrible 0-0 draw between Leeds United and Burnley back in 2021. You know the one, total slog. Pete is...

I usually don’t bother digging this deep into Championship stats, especially for a mid-week fixture involving Reading and Birmingham. I got a guy, right? He handles our office betting pool, Fantasy league stuff, the lot. He’s the one who pulls...

The Great Fanta Can Hunt: Proving My Taste Buds Aren’t Broken Man, I noticed the new Fanta can design a couple of months back. They made it all sleek and modern, which is fine, I guess. But you know how...