Premier League

So, I was chatting with this buddy of mine, Jake. You know Jake, always talking up Sunderland. We got into this stupid argument last Saturday about who was actually having the better season, Hull or Sunderland. He kept throwing out...

The Absolute Grind to Find the Biggest Scoreline I started this project because my buddy, let’s call him Dave, just would not shut up about one specific match from like fifteen years ago. He’s a massive Real Valladolid supporter—bless his...

The Big Decision: Why I Even Bothered with a Timeline You know, people always ask why I spend time pulling timelines for games that happened ages ago. “Just check the final score,” they say. But I needed proof. I needed...

Man, sometimes the simplest things end up eating your whole afternoon. You wouldn’t think pulling up a five-year-old sports standing would be a technical challenge, but let me tell you, when you’re trying to settle an argument with definitive proof,...

The Panic That Started It All You know how it is. You live close to a major station, but not close enough. Bromley South. Great for getting into London fast, terrible for the last-minute dash. My routine was always the...

The Absolute Chaos of Getting High-Demand Tickets Man, trying to grab tickets for a big Premier League match is just ridiculous. Fulham vs Liverpool—that’s always a massive headache. The moment those things drop, they vanish. I’m talking milliseconds. So, naturally,...

Digging Up Dirt on Forest Hill Park FC You know, trying to nail down exactly what is happening with Forest Hill Park FC’s roster is like trying to find a decent parking spot downtown on a Friday night—it just isn’t...

The Search for the Dream Job: Inside CPFC I started this whole thing maybe six months ago. My old gig, the one building those useless mobile game prototypes, just tanked. Laid off, suddenly had time on my hands. I’m a...

Man, I gotta tell you, when they dropped the patch notes for the ’24 update, especially the stuff about the return man mechanics, I was hyped. They promised a total rework—better pursuit angles, physics-based tackling on the open field, and...

Man, I swear sometimes the simplest things turn into the biggest headaches. I’m talking about prayer times. Easy, right? Just look it up. Nope. Especially if you travel, even just an hour away, things get weird. I was up in...