Premier League

Man, I never thought I’d be spending my free time staring at small, grey birds jumping around wet rocks. Seriously. My usual routine involves staring at screens and wrestling with old code. But things change, don’t they? The whole thing...

Man, trying to buy authentic Liverpool FC badges or patches is a nightmare. Seriously, it is a proper battlefield out there. I started this journey innocently enough, just wanting to finish off a couple of classic shirts I’d picked up—you...

Man, sometimes you just get a bee in your bonnet about something totally random. I was sitting here, trying to figure out what to do with a mountain of old newspaper clippings my grandad left me—you know, the kind of...

Man, I have been wanting to do this test for years. Every time I see some kid on Instagram rocking the latest $500 glove, I always think: Is my $100 model really messing me up? Is that piece of foam...

Man, let me tell you, figuring out something as simple as when the local Premier Store decides to open its doors turned into a full-blown expedition. You’d think in this day and age, opening times would be standardized and plastered...

I woke up this morning, had my first cup of terrible instant coffee, and immediately remembered a loose thread I needed to tie up. Not related to work, thankfully, but something that had been nagging me since last weekend’s games...

The Absolute Headache of Chasing Football Stats Man, let me tell you, sometimes just getting a straight answer out of the internet feels like wrestling a greased pig. You’d think checking something as straightforward as league standings between two established...

Man, let me tell you, when people see a match like Coventry vs. Burnley on the schedule, they usually just figure it’s another three points for somebody, right? Just another game in the massive Championship calendar. But when you are...

Man, I have spent the last six hours just tearing apart the projected lineups for this Everton versus West Ham clash. I didn’t just glance at the bookies’ predictions; I really drilled down. When I say drill down, I mean...

The Chaos That Kicked Off the Muniz Rumor Hunt I swear, sometimes these transfer rumors just choose the worst time to explode. I wasn’t even planning on diving deep into the Muniz situation this morning. I was supposed to be...