Premier League

I knew I was in for trouble when I decided to put together that Manchester United vs. Brentford timeline. Figured it’d be easy, right? Just list what happened, when. Ha. Started simple enough. Grabbed my laptop Sunday morning, made some...

How I started So yesterday I thought hey why not track that Spurs-Villa match properly since everyone kept asking me about key moments. Grabbed my laptop around halftime when we were losing 1-0. Opened up a blank Google Doc –...

Alright so this Toni Kroos thing kept bugging me. My mate Dave was wrecking me online with his Kroos, screaming “Midfield Maestro!” every time he scored. Meanwhile, mine felt slow, got pushed off the ball constantly, and missed simple passes....

Where I Started Looking Okay so I wanted new goals this month but got stuck finding ideas. First I googled stuff like “life goal ideas” but got sketchy listicle sites full of ads. One page claimed “10 goals to become...

Yesterday, I was sitting on my couch with a cold beer and thought, man, that Tottenham vs Forest game was nuts. So I decided to dig into it and share those 5 big moments people probably missed. Started by grabbing...

Alright so here’s what I actually did when I wanted to figure out if streamed su was actually worth my cash compared to the other big names. I started completely from scratch, like “which one doesn’t suck my wallet dry...

So yesterday I totally needed those starting lineups for the Brighton vs Fulham match right? Not for betting or anything, just cos my mate Dave’s obsessed with their new midfielder. Couldn’t find jackshit at first though. Google kept showing me...

That Overwhelmed Feeling Hits Again Okay, so last Tuesday? Total mess. I sat down at my desk after breakfast, coffee steaming, ready to conquer the day. I opened my notebook… and just froze. Stared at this huge, blank page. My...

So I wanted to dig into that full Bolton Wanderers vs Sheffield Wednesday head-to-head record, right? Figured it’d be a quick web search job. Boy, was I wrong. Starting Simple & Running into Walls First thing I did, obviously, was...

My Starting Point for Crystal Palace vs Tottenham Stats Okay, so I wanted a solid stats breakdown for that Crystal Palace vs Tottenham match. You know, the usual stuff: who had more shots on target, who bossed possession, maybe the...