Premier League

The Urgent Need for a Direct Line Let me tell you, finding the actual working phone number for professional services these days is like trying to find a decent coffee shop open past 3 PM on a Sunday. It’s a...

The Great Season Ticket Deep Dive: Why Did I Waste a Month on Spreadsheets? I’ve been watching the Blues since I was a kid. You look at that season ticket, that little plastic card, and you think it’s the golden...

I swear, I was getting sick of those navigation apps. Every time I hit a new city, my battery screams bloody murder before lunchtime, or the GPS decides I’m walking through the middle of a shopping center when I’m clearly...

It all started last Tuesday when I was cleaning out the storage unit. You know how it is—you find some old piece of gear, and suddenly you get curious. I pulled out this massive, ancient frequency synthesizer unit that had...

The Madness of Digging Up Maurice Ross Stats I swear, this whole stats project started because I had nothing better to do. Seriously. I was sitting here, trying to sort through two years of terrible personal finance records, and I...

Man, let me tell you, tracing the history of the Sheffield Wednesday badge, or ‘crest’ if you wanna get fancy, was one of those projects that starts out simple and then just swallows your whole weekend. I didn’t set out...

How I Ended Up Here: Ditching the Spreadsheets for Gut Instinct You wouldn’t believe the amount of garbage data I sifted through before settling on this prediction. Usually, I’m all about the clean statistics: Expected Goals (xG), deep dive into...

The Absolute Chaos of Getting Liverpool Tickets: My Practical Log Listen up. If you think buying a ticket for a match like Liverpool vs. Leicester City is as simple as clicking a button, you are living in a dream world....

Wycombe versus Wrexham. Look, it ain’t the Champions League final, right? But for the serious bettors, or frankly, anyone who loves the drama of a mid-week scrappy fixture, knowing who is starting is the only thing that matters. I decided...

Man, sometimes you just get tired of hearing people spout off opinions like they’re facts. Especially when it comes to football history. You see everyone online debating who “owns” this fixture, Leeds or Blackburn, especially since they’ve been bumping into...