Premier League

Man, sometimes the stupidest challenges hit you when you least expect them. You know how it is. You’re just chilling, watching some current season garbage, and someone—usually a loudmouth friend who thinks he knows everything—brings up some random historical fact...

Man, I gotta tell you, for the longest time, I was just spinning my wheels. Every guru out there kept pushing this idea of relying solely on expected value, right? You calculate the odds, you run the numbers, and supposedly,...

Look, when I first bought this big foosball table—the serious, heavy-duty kind, not that cheap particleboard junk—I thought maintenance was a joke. Seriously, it’s a box with rods and plastic men. What’s going to go wrong? It’s not a damn...

Man, I gotta tell you, this whole comparison started because of a stupid argument I got dragged into last week. You know how it is when you’re just trying to relax, and someone starts yelling about something totally unimportant? Well,...

Look, when people talk about St James’ Park, they usually just throw around the stand names—Milburn, Gallowgate, whatever. But finding the truly great seat? That’s a whole different ballgame. Most online guides are useless. They show you a 2D map...

You know, I just got fed up with how the big channels report games. It’s useless if you actually want to understand the flow of the game, the actual momentum shifts. They just hit you with a scoreline and maybe...

You know, asking “Who leads the overall timeline history” for Ipswich versus Brighton, that sounds like a straightforward Google search, right? Just pull up a head-to-head table and count the wins. Easy peasy. But that’s where you’d be wrong. Dead...

Man, sometimes you get stuck on a stupid question and it just eats at you. I swear this whole thing started because of a late-night argument with my buddy, Kev. We were grabbing a beer, and somehow we landed on...

Man, let me tell you, sometimes you just need to settle a score. Last week, I was chatting with my mate Dave—you know Dave, the one who thinks Liverpool invented football—and we got into this massive shouting match about the...

Man, sometimes you just get dragged into these debates, right? My buddy, Mike, is a huge Saints fan—the loyal-to-a-fault type. He was absolutely convinced that since both Southampton and Brentford have been yo-yo-ing between divisions lately, the head-to-head record has...