Premier League

Man, let me tell you something. Before you can define what a “Modern Cristal Web” is, you gotta understand what the hell it’s replacing. For years, I just built stuff. I shoved code where it fit, used the quick fix,...

You know, sometimes you just get dragged into these silly arguments without even trying. I was just trying to enjoy a quiet Sunday morning, flipping through some old records, when my mate Dan sends me a frantic text. He was...

The Hunt for the Right Uniform: Why This Was Not Just Shopping I started this whole thing thinking finding new scout shirts would be easy. Just hit the official site, click, pay, done. Man, was I wrong. This wasn’t just...

Man, let me tell you, this whole thing started because of Frank. Frank is the bloke who lives two doors down, and he thinks he’s some kind of historical football sage just because he reads Wikipedia summaries. He is a...

You know how it is. You spend half your week dealing with your actual job, and the other half dealing with the absolute statistical nonsense spewed by your mates. This week, it was Dave. Big mouth, massive Portsmouth fan since...

The Chaos of Finding a Buffet Price: My Bournemouth Budget Mission You wouldn’t think finding the price of a standard buffet lunch would be a full-scale operation, right? Wrong. Dead wrong. When you’ve got a tight budget and a twelve-year-old...

I was just sitting here the other day, maybe watching some reruns of old Premier League games—you know, the days when things felt a little wilder in the top flight. And this thought just smacked me: how crazy is the...

I decided this morning I needed a proper break. The sun was out, the air was crisp, and Thompson Park in Burnley seemed like the only logical destination. But here’s the thing about public parks, especially the ones with proper...

Man, I needed to watch the Magdeburg game last week. My cousin, Steve, he’s absolutely obsessed with handball. He got me into it years ago, but unlike him, I don’t pay for the premium European sports package that costs half...

Man, I started this whole thing off because I had a massive argument with my buddy Steve last week. He keeps saying Wycombe is doing way better than they actually are, just because they had one good run in the...