UEFA Champions League

Man, when this match-up hit the fixture list, I instantly knew I had to jump on it. Aston Villa versus Juventus. It’s not just a friendly, it’s a collision of massive European legacies, even if one is currently tearing up...

Man, let me tell you something. I used to think I was pretty sharp. Quick with numbers, could handle time zones, all that nonsense. But I hit a wall, a real ugly wall, and it forced me to realize something...

The Sizing Disaster That Forced Me to Become a Scientist Look, I’m done guessing. Absolutely done. Every time I get excited about a new international kit, especially the Portugal one, I run into the same brick wall. I punch in...

The Day I Realized I Knew Nothing About Headwear I swear, I never gave hats a second thought until I showed up at a major client meeting last year, absolutely convinced I looked “effortlessly cool.” I pulled on this wool...

The Shocking Quote That Started This DIY Mess Look, I’m not an architect. I’m just a guy who wanted a pool in his backyard without taking out a second mortgage. When I first started getting quotes for the total pool...

The Atalanta vs AC Milan Stats Dive: My Saturday Morning Ritual You know me, I don’t just throw money at a feeling. I gotta get my hands dirty, dig through the numbers, and treat this stuff like a job. This...

Man, I gotta tell you, for the longest time, I thought I was just cursed when it came to wearing hats. Specifically, the gorgeous, soft, but deceptively tricky merino wool beanie. You know the ones—they look effortlessly chic on every...

Man, I never thought I’d be the guy spending a week digging into the history of the Eight of Clubs. Seriously, why the 8C? Everyone chases the big dogs—the Aces, the Queens, the Jack of Spades and its notorious reputation....

The Moment I Realized I Knew Absolutely Nothing About Tiebreakers Man, let me tell you something straight up. I thought I was hot stuff when it came to football tournament rules. I’ve watched enough Euros and World Cups. You got...

The Start: Why I Needed to Know Who Was Really Leading Look, I’m not some huge football fanatic, but my neighbor, Rick, is. We got into this massive argument last Tuesday over the Super League 2 standings. He kept yelling...