Okay, so, I’ve been seeing these videos online about antique dolls and whether or not they’re, like, actually haunted. I’m a total skeptic, but it’s fun, right? So I decided to try a little experiment of my own.
First, I needed a doll. I didn’t want to spend a ton of money, so I hit up a local flea market. Found this creepy-looking porcelain doll with one eye half-closed. Perfect! It was only five bucks, so even if it was a total bust, no big loss.
The Setup
I cleared off a shelf in my living room – you know, for dramatic effect. I set up my phone to record, hoping to catch… something. I mean, I didn’t expect anything, but wouldn’t it be wild?
- Doll: Creepy, one-eyed porcelain thing.
- Camera: My phone, propped up on some books.
- Location: Living room shelf, facing the doorway (again, drama!).
- Time: Night time, duh!
I placed the doll on the shelf, hit record, and then… waited. And waited. And waited some more. I watched a movie, read a book, even did some laundry. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
I checked the recording a few times, fast-forwarding through hours of… stillness. The doll didn’t move. No weird noises. No ghostly apparitions. Zip. Zilch. Nada.
I even tried talking to the doll, like those ghost hunter shows. “Is anyone there?” “Show me a sign!” Still nothing. I felt pretty ridiculous, to be honest.
The next morning, I reviewed the entire overnight recording. More of the same. Just a dusty doll sitting on a shelf. My cat jumped up there at one point, sniffed the doll, and then jumped down. That was the most exciting part.
The Result (or Lack Thereof)
So, after my very scientific and totally rigorous experiment, I can confidently conclude… that my antique doll is not haunted. At least, not that I could tell. It’s just a creepy-looking doll. Maybe it’s haunted on a different frequency, or maybe, just maybe, it’s… a doll.
I guess some mysteries remain unsolved. Or maybe there’s no mystery at all. Still, it was a fun way to spend an evening. Now, I just have to figure out what to do with this one-eyed doll… Any suggestions?
