FIFA World Cup

Look, let’s be real. I’m not some fancy tech guy who talks about APIs and cloud architecture all day. I’m just a guy who likes his setup to look sharp, especially when the World Cup rolls around. And this year,...

The Shameful Attempts and the Discovery Man, let me tell you, I tried to draw that World Cup trophy maybe four times last month. Total disaster. Every single time, it ended up looking like some weird, lopsided vase that had...

Man, I needed to go. The World Cup coming to MetLife, the whole vibe, you just can’t miss that kind of once-in-a-lifetime stuff. So the minute the first rumors of tickets started flying around, I geared up. But let me...

Man, let me tell you about what I wasted half my afternoon on. It started as a stupid argument, you know? Just sitting around, messing about on the telly, and suddenly someone brings up the 2010 World Cup. Specifically, they...

The World Cup Soccer Mess: Why I Even Started This Madness I’ve spent the last three months doing a frankly insane thing, and my back is absolutely killing me because of it. Everyone asks me, “Why the heck did you...

The Nightmare: Brazil’s Straight-Up Cheating Listen up. Everybody talks about how this game is simple, you just pass and shoot, right? Wrong. That’s what the manual says. That’s what those YouTube kids say. But if you’ve actually sat down and...

Dont Overpay for World Cup Soccer Jerseys! (Use These Tips!) Man, I gotta tell you, seeing those prices for a World Cup jersey, it just burns me up. I’m a fan, alright? I love the game. But shelling out $90,...

Man, everyone just thinks the USA got the 1994 World Cup because, well, they’re the USA. Big pockets, biggest stadiums, right? That’s the simple story everyone swallows. For years, I went along with it too. It made sense, big money...

Man, sometimes you just get hit with a wave of nostalgia, and that’s exactly what happened this week. I was trying to figure something out for my nephew, he’s doing some paper on football history or something, and he casually...

The Final Kick: What Really Happened I thought I knew the answer. Was the last World Cup Ronaldos final run? When I started this “practice,” I was 100% sure. I was ready to witness a proper send-off. A legend’s final...