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Man, I wasn’t planning on digging up stats from sixteen years ago. Who the hell has time for that? But you know how it is. You get into a stupid, drunken argument with a friend about some ancient football history,...

You know how sometimes you start a simple job and it turns into three weeks of pure madness? That’s exactly what happened when I decided to track down the full, complete history between Southampton F.C. (the Saints) and Wolverhampton Wanderers...

The Urgent Need for a Direct Line Let me tell you, finding the actual working phone number for professional services these days is like trying to find a decent coffee shop open past 3 PM on a Sunday. It’s a...

So, the question everyone is tossing around this week is simple: Who has the real muscle between Real Betis and UD Las Palmas right now? If you just glanced at the league table, you’d think the answer was obvious, maybe...

The Great Season Ticket Deep Dive: Why Did I Waste a Month on Spreadsheets? I’ve been watching the Blues since I was a kid. You look at that season ticket, that little plastic card, and you think it’s the golden...

The Day I Became a Stats Nerd (Because I Had To) Look, usually, I just watch the games. I don’t pretend to be some expert analyst on La Liga, or any league for that matter. I watch, I cheer, I...

I swear, I was getting sick of those navigation apps. Every time I hit a new city, my battery screams bloody murder before lunchtime, or the GPS decides I’m walking through the middle of a shopping center when I’m clearly...

It all started last Tuesday when I was cleaning out the storage unit. You know how it is—you find some old piece of gear, and suddenly you get curious. I pulled out this massive, ancient frequency synthesizer unit that had...

The Madness of Digging Up Maurice Ross Stats I swear, this whole stats project started because I had nothing better to do. Seriously. I was sitting here, trying to sort through two years of terrible personal finance records, and I...

Setting Up the Stupid Little Countdown You know how it is. You’re waiting for something—a payment, a deadline, maybe just the end of the worst month of the year. For me, recently, it was February. Don’t ask me why February...