La Liga

The Day I Got Sick of Guessing and Started Tracking My Own Damn Stats You know how it is. You spend a weekend watching the games, or tracking the markets, or whatever it is you’re trying to predict, and you...

Man, I wasn’t planning on digging up stats from sixteen years ago. Who the hell has time for that? But you know how it is. You get into a stupid, drunken argument with a friend about some ancient football history,...

So, the question everyone is tossing around this week is simple: Who has the real muscle between Real Betis and UD Las Palmas right now? If you just glanced at the league table, you’d think the answer was obvious, maybe...

The Day I Became a Stats Nerd (Because I Had To) Look, usually, I just watch the games. I don’t pretend to be some expert analyst on La Liga, or any league for that matter. I watch, I cheer, I...

Setting Up the Stupid Little Countdown You know how it is. You’re waiting for something—a payment, a deadline, maybe just the end of the worst month of the year. For me, recently, it was February. Don’t ask me why February...

Man, let me tell you, prepping for this Barcelona vs. Las Palmas match was a proper headache. It wasn’t just about grabbing a few scores; I had a point to prove. Last week, I completely whiffed on my big prediction,...

Man, let me tell you, I just got hit with a massive wave of nostalgia the other week. I was finally tackling the mountain of junk in my spare room, trying to clear out some space before the missus started...

Man, I gotta tell ya, when the weekend rolls around, it’s not just about kicking back. It’s about execution. Today’s practice log is all about that adrenaline rush moment—getting the confirmed team sheets for the Valencia vs. Girona game. Because...

Man, let me tell you why I even bothered to dive deep into the recent stats for Villarreal and Celta Vigo. It wasn’t just for fun, though I love this tracking stuff. It was because my friend Pete kept mocking...

Man, talk about a game that people still argue about. Atlético Madrid vs RB Leipzig, the Champions League quarter-final from 2020. Everyone remembers the score, but nobody agrees on João Félix. Was he the golden boy stepping up, or did...